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#41 KlaineyGStudy

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Posted 22 November 2018 - 11:43 PM

What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
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Posted 23 November 2018 - 11:28 AM

A clock face


.Question: It is able, but not capable.
It can stop, but not go.
It is dead, but not yet perished.
It's a ghost, but not paranormal.

Is it high, or is it low?

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Posted 24 November 2018 - 01:50 AM

Brothers and sisters, I have none but this man's father is my father's son.
Who is the man?

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Posted 24 November 2018 - 12:37 PM

Question: This sentence is false.

Is the preceding sentence true or false?

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Posted 24 November 2018 - 06:52 PM

What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word.  Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?
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Posted 26 November 2018 - 12:06 PM

Anna can drive a Toyota, but not a Prius.
She can marry Otto, but not Peter.
She can borrow or rob, but not share and steal.

Can Anna pull up if I pull up?

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Posted 26 November 2018 - 12:55 PM

I'm not sure I get the turn this thread has taken.
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Posted 26 November 2018 - 02:02 PM

My first thought was these riddles could have been part of Bilbo & Gollum's competition in the cave.
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Posted 27 November 2018 - 03:54 AM

 Vlawde, on 26 November 2018 - 12:55 PM, said:

I'm not sure I get the turn this thread has taken.

Is that your joke? Or were you asking a question? if so which one are you having trouble with?
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Posted 30 November 2018 - 03:54 AM

Q: What do you call a running turkey?

A: Fast food.

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Posted 30 November 2018 - 04:28 PM

You have an 8 by 8 chess board that has two corner squares diagonal from each other removed. Is there any way to place 31 dominoes of size 2x1 to cover the remaining 62 spaces?

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Posted 04 December 2018 - 08:19 PM

A GORILLA WALKS INTO A BAR...

A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill.

The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.

The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."

The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either."
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Posted 11 December 2018 - 08:15 PM

I love this thread - I love laughing out loud when I read them!

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Posted 12 December 2018 - 07:19 PM

Lol
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