Can't Say This Ever Happened To Me
Posted 04 June 2016 - 09:43 AM
Posted 04 June 2016 - 10:09 AM
Posted 04 June 2016 - 01:05 PM
As they were dividing the nuts, another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, “One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me.” He just knew what it was. "Oh my," he shuddered, "It's Satan and the Lord dividing the souls at the cemetery. I've got to tell someone." He jumped back on his bike and rode off.
Just around the bend, he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. “Come here quick.” said the boy, “You won’t believe what I heard! The devil and God are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!” The man said, “Beat it kid, can’t you see, it’s hard for me to walk.” When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard, “One for you, one for me. One for you, One for me.”
The old man whispered, “Boy, you’ve been telling me the truth. Let’s see if we can see God.” Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of God. At last they heard, “One for you, one for me. That’s all… Now let’s go get those nuts by the fence and we’ll be done!”
They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile, before the kid finally passed him on his bike.
Edited by MacCionoadha' Bean-Sidhe, 05 June 2016 - 05:29 PM.
Aquène kah nahonnushagk(Peace and farewell),
The Unofficial GhostStudy Easter Bunny
Posted 05 June 2016 - 10:58 AM
Good one, Shawn!
"Life doesn't get easier...
You just get stronger."
Posted 08 June 2016 - 04:42 AM
Life is short, enjoy it!
Posted 08 June 2016 - 08:29 AM
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