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#1 Shawn4233



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Posted 04 June 2016 - 09:43 AM

Not sure if this is true. But if it is I'm not quite sure what my reaction would be.

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Posted 04 June 2016 - 10:09 AM

haha I saw this a few days ago elsewhere. There are tons of jokes I could make. But since this is a family-friendly forum....  ;)
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Posted 04 June 2016 - 01:05 PM

Here's a old joke. It's about when one can misinterpret, what one can overhear at a cemetery.


On the outskirts of a small Panhandle town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. “One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,” said one boy. Several of the nuts dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

As they were dividing the nuts, another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, “One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me.” He just knew what it was. "Oh my," he shuddered, "It's Satan and the Lord dividing the souls at the cemetery. I've got to tell someone." He jumped back on his bike and rode off.

Just around the bend, he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. “Come here quick.” said the boy, “You won’t believe what I heard! The devil and God are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!” The man said, “Beat it kid, can’t you see, it’s hard for me to walk.” When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard, “One for you, one for  me. One for you, One for me.”

The old man whispered, “Boy, you’ve been telling me the truth. Let’s see if we can see God.” Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of God. At last they heard, “One for you, one for me. That’s all… Now let’s go get those nuts by the fence and we’ll be done!”

They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile, before the kid finally passed him on his bike.

Edited by MacCionoadha' Bean-Sidhe, 05 June 2016 - 05:29 PM.

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Posted 05 June 2016 - 10:58 AM

Uh, wow, that's embarrassing haha

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Posted 08 June 2016 - 04:42 AM

When I lived in Lake Tahoe as a kid, I went exploring a lot.  I "stumbled" upon people nude sunbathing or getting busy a bunch of times.
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Posted 08 June 2016 - 08:29 AM

Onve a bunch of were driving down the coast here in Cali looking for a place to camp. Pulled into a campsite on the beach that looked deserted...except a couple standing by an rv, wearing nothing but windbreakers. Figured oh well...set up tents and camped for the night. Woke up next morning with people all over, all naked! We didn't see the nude beach sign!
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