B is for Beatles which we like to listen to daily.
C is for Cherry which I lost at 26.
D is for Debbie.
E is for Ego when you're easing God out.
F is for Football. (Go Cowboys!)
G is for Gladys who was a bit rude.
H is for Heather Allen Thompson whom we can plainly see.
I is for Bryan, as in Imbecile.
J is for Jackboot you wear with a kilt.
K is for Kilt which we wear with our Jackboots.
L is for lugnut which we use on our tires.
M is for media which is on my computer.
N is for Kanye who we can plainly see.
O is for *noise* it.
P is for what we do in the toilet.
Q is a letter which we don't use much.
R is for Rock 'N' Roll which we dig a lot!
S is for me.
T is for Terry who makes me smile.
U is for "You want it when?"
V is for Peace. Give it a chance.
W is for what the.....? :-O
X is a letter we use even less than Q.
Y is because I said so!
Z is for Zappa who didn't die, but moved to Montana.
Inspired by John Lennon.
Edited by Captain Kundalini, 29 June 2016 - 12:05 AM.