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The Jokers Corner
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, Jun 11 2012 02:44 AM
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Posted 11 June 2012 - 02:44 AM
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Posted 12 June 2012 - 12:24 PM
I claim this section as the Jesters corner. :P
Hmm, i have lots of jokes, but most cant be used on a public board.
A Duck was crossing a road, as he got to the curb a chicken came running to him screaming "don't do it! don't do it! Or you'll never hear the *bleeping* end if it!!!!"
Hmm, i have lots of jokes, but most cant be used on a public board.
A Duck was crossing a road, as he got to the curb a chicken came running to him screaming "don't do it! don't do it! Or you'll never hear the *bleeping* end if it!!!!"
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Posted 12 June 2012 - 02:21 PM
Two peanuts were walking down a rough and tough street. One was a salted 
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Posted 12 June 2012 - 08:02 PM
SilentWalkerGStudy, on 12 June 2012 - 02:21 PM, said:
Two peanuts were walking down a rough and tough street. One was a salted
Oh Ack!
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Posted 18 June 2012 - 10:00 AM
My twelve year old neighbor told us a funny-in-an-awful-way one the other day:
"I knew a girl named Sarah who was hit by a bus. Knock Knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Sarah."
"I knew a girl named Sarah who was hit by a bus. Knock Knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Sarah."
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Posted 10 July 2012 - 06:03 PM
My dad told me a funny story the other day. His friend went to the doctor and since he was pretty over-weight he was put on a diet. The doctor told him it shouldn't be too bad. He told him to eat 3 good meals 1 day, and then skip a day, then eat 3 good meals the next day, then skip a day, and so on.
Well, the doctor saw the guy again about 4 weeks later and couldn't believe how much weight he lost!!! He looked like he had lost about 100 pounds already!
He said "Well, it looks like you've lost a lot more weight than I thought you would've by now. How do you like the diet?"
The guy replied, "Eating 3 good meals a day is great, but I'm exhausted from all the skipping!!!"
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Posted 20 July 2012 - 09:56 AM
"A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 04:08 PM
How do you catch a unique rabbit?------------------------------------u-nigue up on it!
How do you catch a tame rabbit? -------------------------------------the tame way!
How do you catch a tame rabbit? -------------------------------------the tame way!
"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should!" Ash, aka T-Rex
"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"
"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 04:47 PM
Olderlady, on 11 November 2012 - 04:08 PM, said:
How do you catch a unique rabbit?------------------------------------u-nigue up on it!
How do you catch a tame rabbit? -------------------------------------the tame way!
How do you catch a tame rabbit? -------------------------------------the tame way!
I fully believe that not everyone is meant to see things; some things you just aren't meant to know.
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Posted 13 November 2012 - 11:05 AM
I have a riddle: You have two coins that total $.55 cents. One is NOT a nickle, what are the two coins?
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"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"
"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"
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Posted 17 November 2012 - 03:18 AM
The OTHER one is a nickel?
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Posted 17 November 2012 - 08:05 AM
You are correct fbjewels! Do you have one?
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"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"
"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"
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Posted 17 November 2012 - 09:56 AM
I don't know if fbjewels has a nickel but I have one if you need it. LOL..
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Posted 17 November 2012 - 10:12 AM
I meant does anyone else have a riddle?
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"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"
"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"
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Posted 31 December 2012 - 04:27 PM
What gets wetter the more you dry?
Edited by blueline, 31 December 2012 - 04:27 PM.
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Posted 31 December 2012 - 04:32 PM
A towel?
"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should!" Ash, aka T-Rex
"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"
"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"
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Posted 31 December 2012 - 05:25 PM
You're good. That is correct.
Your turn.
Your turn.
Beware of quotes & information you find on the internet, you can never verify their authenticity - Abraham Lincoln 1862
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Posted 31 December 2012 - 05:42 PM
Alright, one more
What's black & white and red all over?
What's black & white and red all over?
Beware of quotes & information you find on the internet, you can never verify their authenticity - Abraham Lincoln 1862
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 09:02 AM
A newspaper? A sunburned skunk?
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"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 09:15 AM
I have one: Picture a ship at anchor. Over the side hangs a rope ladder with half meter rungs. The tide rises a half meter per hour. At the end of five hours, how much of the ladder will remain above the water assuming that nine rungs were above the water when the tide began to rise?
"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should!" Ash, aka T-Rex
"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"
"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"
