

The Jokers Corner
#1
Posted 11 June 2012 - 02:44 AM
Grraaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnns!
#2
Posted 12 June 2012 - 12:24 PM
Hmm, i have lots of jokes, but most cant be used on a public board.
A Duck was crossing a road, as he got to the curb a chicken came running to him screaming "don't do it! don't do it! Or you'll never hear the *bleeping* end if it!!!!"

#3 Guest_SilentWalkerGStudy_*
Posted 12 June 2012 - 02:21 PM

#5
Posted 18 June 2012 - 10:00 AM
"I knew a girl named Sarah who was hit by a bus. Knock Knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Sarah."

#6
Posted 10 July 2012 - 06:03 PM
My dad told me a funny story the other day. His friend went to the doctor and since he was pretty over-weight he was put on a diet. The doctor told him it shouldn't be too bad. He told him to eat 3 good meals 1 day, and then skip a day, then eat 3 good meals the next day, then skip a day, and so on.
Well, the doctor saw the guy again about 4 weeks later and couldn't believe how much weight he lost!!! He looked like he had lost about 100 pounds already!
He said "Well, it looks like you've lost a lot more weight than I thought you would've by now. How do you like the diet?"
The guy replied, "Eating 3 good meals a day is great, but I'm exhausted from all the skipping!!!"
#7
Posted 20 July 2012 - 09:56 AM

#8
Posted 11 November 2012 - 04:08 PM
How do you catch a tame rabbit? -------------------------------------the tame way!

"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"
#9
Posted 11 November 2012 - 04:47 PM
Olderlady, on 11 November 2012 - 04:08 PM, said:
How do you catch a tame rabbit? -------------------------------------the tame way!

#10
Posted 13 November 2012 - 11:05 AM
"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"
#11
Posted 17 November 2012 - 03:18 AM
#12
Posted 17 November 2012 - 08:05 AM
"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"
#13
Posted 17 November 2012 - 09:56 AM
#14
Posted 17 November 2012 - 10:12 AM
"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"
#15
Posted 31 December 2012 - 04:27 PM
Edited by blueline, 31 December 2012 - 04:27 PM.
#16
Posted 31 December 2012 - 04:32 PM
"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"
#17
Posted 31 December 2012 - 05:25 PM
Your turn.
#18
Posted 31 December 2012 - 05:42 PM
What's black & white and red all over?
#19
Posted 01 January 2013 - 09:02 AM
"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"
#20
Posted 01 January 2013 - 09:15 AM
"Your just jealous because the little voices talk to me!"