I went to help my friend DJ Octavio fight off enemies and he said 'Are you squiddin me? i can take care of em all myself! GYA HA HA, TIME TO DROP THE BEATDOWN'
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A Thread Of Funny Jokes And Sayings.
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Yaridovich
, Oct 28 2022 11:07 AM
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Posted 28 October 2022 - 11:07 AM
But your journey ends here. You are so gullible! Don't you know who i am?
I'm ''Yaridovich'' , a member of Smithy's gang. Shocked?
It's futile to try and fight me.
I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder i'm so important!
I guess we'll have to take our disguises off now... GROUP formation!
♥Yaridovich is so cool!♥
I'm ''Yaridovich'' , a member of Smithy's gang. Shocked?
It's futile to try and fight me.
I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder i'm so important!
I guess we'll have to take our disguises off now... GROUP formation!
♥Yaridovich is so cool!♥
Are you Squiddin me! 
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Posted 29 October 2022 - 08:31 AM
LOL love these...
What does a clock say?
It don't say nothin, you gotta look at it!
What does a clock say?
It don't say nothin, you gotta look at it!
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Posted 03 November 2022 - 06:20 PM
What did the boy cabbage say to the girl lettuce? Lettuce go for a walk♥
But your journey ends here. You are so gullible! Don't you know who i am?
I'm ''Yaridovich'' , a member of Smithy's gang. Shocked?
It's futile to try and fight me.
I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder i'm so important!
I guess we'll have to take our disguises off now... GROUP formation!
♥Yaridovich is so cool!♥
I'm ''Yaridovich'' , a member of Smithy's gang. Shocked?
It's futile to try and fight me.
I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder i'm so important!
I guess we'll have to take our disguises off now... GROUP formation!
♥Yaridovich is so cool!♥
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Posted 06 November 2022 - 05:27 PM
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye matey!
Aye matey!
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Posted 06 November 2022 - 07:27 PM
NightWalkerGStudy, on 06 November 2022 - 05:27 PM, said:
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye matey!
Aye matey!
cool joke, i like pirate talk, arrrrrr.
But your journey ends here. You are so gullible! Don't you know who i am?
I'm ''Yaridovich'' , a member of Smithy's gang. Shocked?
It's futile to try and fight me.
I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder i'm so important!
I guess we'll have to take our disguises off now... GROUP formation!
♥Yaridovich is so cool!♥
I'm ''Yaridovich'' , a member of Smithy's gang. Shocked?
It's futile to try and fight me.
I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder i'm so important!
I guess we'll have to take our disguises off now... GROUP formation!
♥Yaridovich is so cool!♥
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Posted 13 November 2022 - 03:53 PM
Why is my bowl empty?
Okay, it's true already, now leave me alone
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Posted 22 November 2022 - 08:44 AM
Go home Pooky, your mama's waiting for you, wait... you don't have a mama! 
But your journey ends here. You are so gullible! Don't you know who i am?
I'm ''Yaridovich'' , a member of Smithy's gang. Shocked?
It's futile to try and fight me.
I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder i'm so important!
I guess we'll have to take our disguises off now... GROUP formation!
♥Yaridovich is so cool!♥
I'm ''Yaridovich'' , a member of Smithy's gang. Shocked?
It's futile to try and fight me.
I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder i'm so important!
I guess we'll have to take our disguises off now... GROUP formation!
♥Yaridovich is so cool!♥
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Posted 22 November 2022 - 12:05 PM
NightWalkerGStudy, on 06 November 2022 - 05:27 PM, said:
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye matey!
Aye matey!
Love that one
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Posted 22 November 2022 - 01:40 PM
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
They talk to me, you know
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Posted 23 November 2022 - 03:00 PM
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
An owl, that's who!
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
An owl, that's who!
But your journey ends here. You are so gullible! Don't you know who i am?
I'm ''Yaridovich'' , a member of Smithy's gang. Shocked?
It's futile to try and fight me.
I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder i'm so important!
I guess we'll have to take our disguises off now... GROUP formation!
♥Yaridovich is so cool!♥
I'm ''Yaridovich'' , a member of Smithy's gang. Shocked?
It's futile to try and fight me.
I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder i'm so important!
I guess we'll have to take our disguises off now... GROUP formation!
♥Yaridovich is so cool!♥
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Posted 23 November 2022 - 03:54 PM
***Deleted my original joke because I like this one better***
A Russian immigrant gets his first job in America as a waiter at a restaurant. This very tall, very large man walks in at breakfast time, sits at a table and says, "Give me a couple of flat tires and a couple of headlights". The Russian waiter gets confused and goes back to the cook. The cook tells him, "He's just messing with you, he comes in here all the time. He wants two pancakes and two eggs, sunny side up". The Russian waiter replied, "I don't like how he confused me like that. It's not right". He then serves the very large man a bowl of beans. The man looks at the beans and immediately says, "I didn't order that". The Russian waiter replied, "Oh I know, but I figured while you're waiting for your parts, you should gas up".
A Russian immigrant gets his first job in America as a waiter at a restaurant. This very tall, very large man walks in at breakfast time, sits at a table and says, "Give me a couple of flat tires and a couple of headlights". The Russian waiter gets confused and goes back to the cook. The cook tells him, "He's just messing with you, he comes in here all the time. He wants two pancakes and two eggs, sunny side up". The Russian waiter replied, "I don't like how he confused me like that. It's not right". He then serves the very large man a bowl of beans. The man looks at the beans and immediately says, "I didn't order that". The Russian waiter replied, "Oh I know, but I figured while you're waiting for your parts, you should gas up".
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Posted 09 December 2022 - 05:43 PM
NightWalkerGStudy, on 29 October 2022 - 08:31 AM, said:
LOL love these...
What does a clock say?
It don't say nothin, you gotta look at it!
What does a clock say?
It don't say nothin, you gotta look at it!
Thanks, Shemp.
The One With The Three Wrist Watches
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Posted 09 December 2022 - 05:51 PM
Captain Kundalini, on 09 December 2022 - 05:43 PM, said:
Don't mention it
By the way, what time is it now? Hahaha
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Posted 09 December 2022 - 06:13 PM
NightWalkerGStudy, on 09 December 2022 - 05:51 PM, said:
Don't mention it
By the way, what time is it now? Hahaha
By the way, what time is it now? Hahaha
Let me check. (Looks at my 3 watches)
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Posted 09 December 2022 - 06:57 PM
In Shemp's voice... "Oh it's 9:30"
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Posted 09 December 2022 - 09:02 PM
NightWalkerGStudy, on 09 December 2022 - 06:57 PM, said:
In Shemp's voice... "Oh it's 9:30"
