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#1 Captain Kundalini

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Posted 27 November 2022 - 02:12 AM

(Sitting in my rocking chair on the front porch)

    I remember when my cousin from Bayou Country rang me up early one morning. He was all excited and I had to calm him down.
Me: Just sit down, Jim and take it easy. Relax. Tell me what happened.
Jim: Well, I told ya about the Circus coming through town the other day, right?
Me: Yeah.
Jim: Well, one of the creatures it had escaped!
Me: Did they recapture it?
Jim: Nope. It's in my truck patch right this minute! It's got TWO TAILS!
Me: Two Tails?!?
Jim: Yep, and it's pullin' up my vegetables with one of 'em!
Me: What's it doing with the other one?
Jim: You wouldn't BELIEVE me if I told ya!

#2 Yaridovich

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Posted 27 November 2022 - 08:46 AM

Hey tell me anyway :)
But your journey ends here. You are so gullible! Don't you know who i am?
I'm ''Yaridovich'' , a member of Smithy's gang. Shocked?
It's futile to try and fight me.
I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder i'm so important!
I guess we'll have to take our disguises off now... GROUP formation!

♥Yaridovich is so cool!♥

#3 Captain Kundalini

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Posted 27 November 2022 - 04:03 PM

View PostYaridovich, on 27 November 2022 - 08:46 AM, said:

Hey tell me anyway :)

(Facepalm) That was the end of the joke. (smh)

#4 NightWalkerGStudy

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Posted 27 November 2022 - 05:53 PM

View PostCaptain Kundalini, on 27 November 2022 - 04:03 PM, said:



(Facepalm) That was the end of the joke. (smh)

Lol well it wasn't very obvious to me either.  Took me a minute :)
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#5 Yaridovich

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Posted 27 November 2022 - 08:14 PM

Oh i'm sorry :)
But your journey ends here. You are so gullible! Don't you know who i am?
I'm ''Yaridovich'' , a member of Smithy's gang. Shocked?
It's futile to try and fight me.
I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder i'm so important!
I guess we'll have to take our disguises off now... GROUP formation!

♥Yaridovich is so cool!♥

#6 MichelleGStudy

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Posted 28 November 2022 - 09:41 AM

hehehehehehe!
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